Am I a prude because I choose to wear a towel around my waist,
As I travel to and from the shower in my haste?
I sometimes wonder if perhaps that might be what you think,
As you linger fully naked at the mirrors and by the sink.
You're comfortable within your skin, as all can plainly see.
The rest of us, we all agree, you have no modesty.
When you undress, I must confess, uneasiness increases,
As we avert our eyes and you expose your bits and pieces.
3 comments:
hahahahaha!
This reminds me of all the Y stories you'd tell me when I was living with you guys -- hilarious!
Nate says that this is so true of the YMCA. Also of the track locker room.I enjoyed the bits and pieces part or was it pits and pieces?
Melody
I remember Mike Myers on SNL playing the Simon character. He was in the tub and he mentioned that the lady who helped him bathe was coming back to make sure he completely washed himself, especially his "bits and pieces". I've always liked that phrase.
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