Yesterday's Bathroom Experience

I smelled it when I entered,

     And it took my breath away.

It really was unpleasant,

     Worse than any other day.

I saw the feet beneath the stall,

     The monster who expelled,

This noxious, putrid flatus,

     This ugliness I smelled.

Who was this guy?  What did he eat?

     The questions filled my mind.

What caused such stinky flatulence,

     To spurt from his behind?

As I stood there at the urinal,

     I heard a telling flush.

I glimpsed a clean-cut college boy,

     Who slipped out in a rush.

I hurried to the sink and washed,

     Intent to do the same.

Before another person showed,

     And I got all the blame.