I was having lunch at a local coffee shop when I noticed a fellow enter the cafe with a large cardboard box. I actually noticed him before he came in - my table had a clear view of the sidewalk outside. At first, I thought he was a delivery guy but when he got inside he placed the box on a table behind me instead of bringing it to the staff. After setting the box down, he went to the counter. I assumed he was going there to order a drink. I went back to staring out the window.
Within a few minutes, the man reappeared. He didn't have a drink, so I don't know where he'd been, maybe the restroom. This time, he approached my table, caught my attention and said, "You're Jerry." He didn't state it like a question. He said it with conviction, as if he was making me Jerry. He used the same inflection one would use when tagging someone, "You're it." For a moment, he almost had me convinced that I was, indeed, Jerry. But, I'm not Jerry and so I shook my head at him. "Sorry," he said as he stepped away and settled into a chair at the table behind me. I wasn't certain if he was sorry he'd interrupted me or sorry I wasn't Jerry. I suspected it was more the latter. The man seemed anxious to find Jerry.
As I finished my lunch, I could hear the man with the box behind me. He sounded restless, anxious even. I started watching the people entering the cafe, wondering which one would be Jerry. I heard some more rustling from behind and the man got up and left with his box. He didn't go far, though. He sat down at a sidewalk table just outside the coffee shop. I was pleased by this change as he was now directly in my line of sight. Now, I could watch him as he fidgeted and looked expectantly at each passer by. I could also get a better look at the box, its contents apparently destined for Jerry. It was a big box and had no markings to give away what might be inside. I was curious, but my lunch hour was almost up. Still, we waited for Jerry.
Perhaps I had been a bit too hasty in denying being Jerry. The real Jerry appeared to be seriously tardy. Perhaps I should approach the man and tell him I changed my mind, that I am Jerry after all. I don't think he would care - he seemed like he'd be happy with any Jerry at this point. I was a little annoyed with Jerry. This guy had been waiting with his box for awhile now.
As I left the coffee shop, I passed by the man with box. He looked up at me with the same hopeful eyes he used on everyone else; even though he already knew I wasn't Jerry. Maybe he was hoping I'd be Jerry for him, just this once.
1 comment:
ha! funny anecdote. :)
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